I have been very dramatic the past couple of posts, I have to admit, there’s more to life than worrying about what people are gonna say about me, or how they feel cuz seriously I just saw the bright light at the end of the tunnel! (ewanneh)
Anyhow – I have to admit, I have weird facts and strange experiences and I think its about time I share some:
1. My boss thinks she can have a threesome with me and her husband, and both are very okay and open with it.
2. I have a lesbian friend and I know she’s a lesbian and I’m enjoying teasing her… hey who knows maybe my inner self will come out of the closet someday!
3. I read magazines from back to front
4. I drive with my knees
5. I like eating hot sauce with cheesecake
6. I order a cream blended frappuccino just to eat the caramel on top and leave it
7. I love bats, snakes (one of my pets) and insects
8. When I’m stuck in traffic – Dubai traffic (3hrs and more) – I stare in to peoples cars and carry out mental conversations, and imagine what kind of life they are living and what weird sex habits they have … etc.
9. I’ve managed to be celibate for a while which is a huge accomplishment! I’ve passed the 40 days 40 nights limit (Applause!)
10. I have to put my left arm on my head so I can go to sleep
11. I’m jealous of my 7year old sister, actually u know what, I’m jealous of everyone.
12. I secretly put my sister in trouble to look like I’m the best of the best!
13. I sometimes fake orgasms just for the fun of it
14. I randomly stick my tongue out to ppl at traffic lights … (when bored only)
15. I only smoke from the side of my mouth
16. If I like a guy I become the biggest bimbo in front of him, it’s uncontrollable!
Well these are some of them and if more come up I’ll make sure I keep you guys posted!
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